Biologist seeks stunning conversationalist. "Hmmm...,"Eliza pondered the ad while sipping her latte and scrolling.
The light from the alarm clock illuminates the empty pillow beside her. 2:30am and the sheets are freezing. The creak of the 5th step on the stairwell announces his arrival as he sneaks into bed yet again. She hates the lab as she would a flesh and blood mistress.
"Hmmm...perhaps not." She continued scrolling while reaching down to pet the purring mass at her feet. "I think you are all the man I need Chuck." Chuck presented his belly in response.