Pink Elefants

The electric green banana floated before his eyes with its iridescent wings glittering in the light. The purple pony raised his head briefly from the cotton candy grass it was eating to stare blankly at the flying banana and with a snort returned to it's meal. Andy was oddly unconcerned with the flying banana and cotton candy eating pony, what really got his goat was - in fact- the chocolate covered baby goat trotting across his nose. Suddenly, the goat stopped, looked Andy in the eye and said, "Dude. You are fucked up right now." Andy nodded his head in agreement.